BOOTY BRIGADE
~madeline's a fart blossom~
I'm Gwynn, and I mostly just post art and stupid things late at night that I regret the next day. I like to write about mildly psychologically disturbing things.

closer-to-the-edge-of-glory:

Happy Birthday Daniel Radcliffe

23 July 1989

unskinny:

queensassyofthefatties:

chickenleggz:

overly confident fat girls are extremely annoying  

It’s a good thing I’m not here for your acceptance or approval.

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This is still one of my favorite posts ever.

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

officialubisoft:

ok but if there is a thor movie with the new thor i already have a fancasting

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fuck-yeah-gay-swimmers:

y-a-y-a-yaoi:

cptbubblez:

blueboxesinmaryland:

Professor Cop Who Gets Away With Murder.

I would like to thank the letters C & S.

they call me fictional alcoholic

They call me corpse on life support

Human Cold Hotdog.
…What

millymcaulay:

Fantastical Creatures + The Mermaid Stranded On Dry Land

Separated from her kin she spends her days staring out at the ocean. Adorning her self with things that remind her of home. She wears her friends in the form of bones and shells. Paints her skin the color of the currents. But it’s never enough. Some ask her to tell stories, to weave her sorrows into their memories. But she doesn’t speak. At least not to them.

She only speaks to the sea. 

stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

fallenangelontheceiling:

 

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

bishopskate:

twerkinshield:

orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

cosbyykidd:

krydashians:

MAMA

Lord deliver me from my thoughts

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